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1 – Tweet Tweet
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This opening hole is very reachable in two if you avoid that bunker. Aim should be right at that bunker with a fade to land just right of it. Fairway pinches about 40 yards from the front of the green. Green has a bailout front right and a big ass trap in the back right.
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2 – Satan’s Fart Tube
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If you can fade it this would be a good time for you to do that. Once you somehow land this narrow fairway you are hitting into the wind to a downhill green
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3 – Show Your Floppy
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This is not a hard hole at all…it is just distracting. It is not downhill, it is flat, and you need to mind the cross wind off the lake. Right is safe, Left falls off, front falls off.
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4 – Nope
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This is a no go. Play your shot to the fat part of the fairway favoring the right side. That will give you an uphill approach to a tiny green that slopes back to front.
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5 – Ball Sack Green
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Pro tip – Play to the center of this green. Jason Tip – Aim at the flag, get a fucking ace, be a legend.
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6 – Trip to Juniper
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Downhill par 3 with wind in the face that you might not feel but above the trees it is blowing. Mounding in the middle of the green makes a longer shot to the back safer.
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7 – Pinched Shit Shoot
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This one is going to take some aim. Don’t want to go much past 250 unless you can draw it around that trap. Best placement is just about 5 feet short of that trap. This gives you the view around the corner to the green. Green slopes back to front.
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8 – Right At It
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Hit this fucker right over that tree. That is the play. No left, no right…over. This hole turns to shit fast on your approach. There is a gully that runs through the fairway and you don’t want to be anywhere near it. Green is pretty flat, just avoid the bunkers on the left.
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9 – Keep Swinging
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This hole is LONG and into the wind. This is a true 3 shot par 5. Aim right at that big ass trap. You are not getting there from the blue tees unless there is no wind. Next shot should be a 3 wood you plaster past the 2nd fairway bunker. Then you have a nice little wedge into the green. Maybe this isn’t that hard.
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10 – Ride the Wind
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Try to keep your drive left if you get a great wind ride you might reach that bunker. The Fringe slopes off in all directions so be accurate on your approach.
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11 – RIGHT (SURVIVE THE LAKE HOLE 1)
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This hole begins a side game for the next 4 holes ending at the floating green. Lowest scores wins a box of balls. I will Birdie this fucking hole. Keep your drive right to maybe center for any chance. If you go left you get to hit again and again and again. People will tell you to lay up to the trap at the end of the fairway that the risk is too high to go for it. I’m not in a tank top so I aint doin’ layups.
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12 – Recover (SURVIVE THE LAKE HOLE 2)
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Ok, you shit the bed on the last hole. Never should have tried to go for it. Now it is time to recover, there is a lot of golf left. Don’t think about all the shit can go wrong here just take out your 5 iron and hit a perfect shot.
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13 – Never a Doubt (SURVIVE THE LAKE HOLE 3)
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I will chose to just fly over all the bullshit with a 271 driver carry. Others may want to hit it about 210 just left of that trap. Mind your shit on this approach, no where to land but the two-tiered green.
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14 – Ferda (SURVIVE THE LAKE HOLE 4)
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Final Hole of the Survive the Lake game. If there is a tie, winners can split or carry this on to playoff holes. No Notes. You know what to do on this one.
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15 – Off The Lake
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For any chance at cutting this par 5 down to a two shooter you have to get in nice and close with that fairway bunker as the right side of the fairway takes away a look at the green in 2. It's about 250 to get to be safe in front of that bunker. Your approach shot is to a very long but narrow green flanked by bunkers.
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16 - Shoot the Gap
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You can lay up to the fat area in front of the bunker or favor the left side and drive it past that bunker. On the approach keep in mind that those bunkers are not green side bunkers they are set off the green to throw you off. The green is small but don’t be short.
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17 – One go all go
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We are all going for this one. This is basically a really really hard par 3. Either a nice draw or a pop fly drive can hit this green. Just don’t go left of the green, it all turns to shit over there.
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18 – Long Road Home
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Taking this over those bunkers on the left from the blue tees into the wind is a tall order. Better approach is to take it right at the bunkers with a bit of a fade. The wind will hold it up for you but this brings in a long 2nd. On your approach only think left. That bunker is a bitch and there is a hill on the right to bounce you back to the green.